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About us

I am amazed to live

in such a beautiful country.

It is beyond my wildest imagination that it happened so quickly.

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- Misna Vilic

 

GYNODA
 

Gynoda is a feminist country that stands for female rights. Therefore the government only consists of women. Our citizens are mostly women who are 50 years old or older. We are a dictatorship with (of course) a female dictator.

 

Our female/feminist power is a central value in our maternalistic society. Money is a very important aspect because of our ever extending gambling industry and our image as tax haven. Our nature consists of northern lights and geysers which make our country more beautiful and attractive for tourists. In our country it’s very cold but this only makes us stronger. Because of our high uncertainty avoidance we need rules to survive and control our society.

 

OUR VISION

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We portray ourselves as strong individuals.

We want to grow into a more female country by excluding all men who may threaten our feminist culture. We are open to all women who suffer from male oppression.

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We also want to extend our gambling industry by deforestation.

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Call Us Toll FREE

1-356-555-0765

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For more information please contact our centre of tourism.

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The cold only makes us stronger

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Please note that all males pay double the price at all our stops.

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